Tuesday, April 12, 2005

What NOT to Ask After Sex...

A girl friend of mine and I got to talking about the "What are you thinking?" question. You're never quite prepared for the answer. Especially if men ask (which is rare, but happens). Here are some of the possibles we came up with tonight:

1. "I was wondering how many children we should have." run, run for your life (unless you've been married to this girl for awhile).

2. "Oh, just wondering if Daddy's still got that shotgun."

3. "Just estimating your possible debt ratio."

4. "I'm thinking pizza - how about you?" This is a keeper. Run off to Vegas and tie the knot right now because you guys know...that's exactly what you were thinking!

5. "Beige, I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."


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